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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.