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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak