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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.