What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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He died on the cross!

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William Shatner

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A BoVine

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You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

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Shake N' Bake.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak