How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.