Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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Why are americans bad at DotA?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.