How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."