How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.