How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour......And then the building exploded.

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...