How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.