How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!