How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.