What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

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