How do you get a fool to read something?

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What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

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