What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

April Jokes More April Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.