How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you make an Asian Blind?

You put a windshield in front of them

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard