How do you know if a Polak is there?

He's the one with a duck.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

Polak Jokes More Polak Jokes

How do you know if a Polak is there?

He's the one with a duck.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.