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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts