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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What do Japanese guys do when they have erections?

Vote

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What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.