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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts