Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.