How do you make a glow worm happy?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted!

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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How do you make a glow worm happy?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted!

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!