How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What do you call an angry German?

A sourkraut

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.