How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.