How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.