How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why do Polish names end in "ski"?

Because they can't spell tobbagan.