How do you sink a polish ship?

You put it in the water

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

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What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.