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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.