What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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They exorcise.

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He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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They just pray the gray away

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They would steal all the boos.

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A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!