What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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They exorcise.

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Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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They just pray the gray away

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Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!