What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!