How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

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They disguise themselves as uncles!

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Mascarpone!

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

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The riverbank.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.