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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident