What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident