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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat?

How much their husbands make

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident