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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.