How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!