How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome