How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

Truck Load Jokes More Truck Load Jokes

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork