How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out