How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......