How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.