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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......