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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Diode Jokes More Diode Jokes

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.