How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison