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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.