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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

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Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

Because she was in the non-friction section.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.