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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.