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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk