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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building