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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!