How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

A gang-aroo

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!