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Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.