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Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

From Stephen King - The Cell)

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.