Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell