You cant count them when its dark
Twenty-one.
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.
A. Their criminal record
Because he likes to Count.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!