Just one - you fucking bigot.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
None, they just make the nepalese do it.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.