How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage?

BBC

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.