None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
Their guilt.
Catholic
Because she can't fit into D shells
Bison.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
Both think the shorter the better.
