What's the difference between a Catholic Priest...... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.