What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.