How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.