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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.