Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.