He was scared sheetless.
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
To feed her nightmare.
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because he had a Halloweenie!
A poultry-geist.
Everywhere.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Linen.
