How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.