How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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What do you call a lesbian version of Grindr?

Scisr.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.