Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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Why the chicken cross the road.... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the New York times

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!