What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers