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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Because they rain supreme.

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Because he was outstanding in his field

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One of them makes sense!

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A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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It had too many problems.

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