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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)