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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart