How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.