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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are math books useless?

Because they are full of problems.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.