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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.