What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?