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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.