How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.